Teams

I don't know what sound an Achilles tendon makes when it tears, but I do know what it sounds like to hear a grown man cry. There's a bird from MNF who thought he could come over here from Turkey and get 60k worth of sex change on the NHS and change its name to Dennis. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258794/Turkish-girl-gets-60k-sex-swap-NHS-Dennis.html But then he found out that he couldn’t, thanks to an administrative issue on his account. Yeah: ouch.

But, as ever, I’m here to put a chummy arm around those of you who are gutted that Darren Cooper won't play at tonight’s MNF, as well as those who aren't (@Dewogfraud wrote: "Yeah but he can swim around in his millions like Scrooge McDuck to cheer himself up. So f*** him."), and those who just enjoy getting stuff for a fiver. So, here’s the teams.

Oh and It looks like Spurs are relying on 3 tall blondes to take us into Europe unfortunately they aren’t air stewardesses…………….

Let me know if you can’t make it - But make it snappy.

Have a good week...

Darks

1. Maxter
2. Warren
3. DJ
4. Monjack
5. Deniz
6. Silver
7. Jason
8. Dave Lee (Owes from last week)



Whites

9. Singer
10. Baum
11. Gink (Owes from last week)
12. Didge
13. The Rat
14. Dan Reese
15. Simon
16. Perilly