Teams

I don't know what sound an Achilles tendon makes when it tears, but I do know what it sounds like to hear a grown man cry. There's a bird from MNF who thought he could come over here from Turkey and get 60k worth of sex change on the NHS and change its name to Dennis. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258794/Turkish-girl-gets-60k-sex-swap-NHS-Dennis.html But then he found out that he couldn’t, thanks to an administrative issue on his account. Yeah: ouch.

But, as ever, I’m here to put a chummy arm around those of you who are gutted that Darren Cooper won't play at tonight’s MNF, as well as those who aren't (@Dewogfraud wrote: "Yeah but he can swim around in his millions like Scrooge McDuck to cheer himself up. So f*** him."), and those who just enjoy getting stuff for a fiver. So, here’s the teams.

Oh and It looks like Spurs are relying on 3 tall blondes to take us into Europe unfortunately they aren’t air stewardesses…………….

Let me know if you can’t make it - But make it snappy.

Have a good week...

Darks

1. Maxter
2. Warren
3. DJ
4. Monjack
5. Deniz
6. Silver
7. Jason
8. Dave Lee (Owes from last week)



Whites

9. Singer
10. Baum
11. Gink (Owes from last week)
12. Didge
13. The Rat
14. Dan Reese
15. Simon
16. Perilly

Friday Email

Greetings,

Today is an historic day. Our glorious leader is partying. MNFmassive.com striker Mark Silver had thought he was going to Tel Aviv but the boys have created a Stag Weekend in Spain, he has popped in and out ever since 1990 in gradually fatter and suitier guises to keep MNF as the natural Jewish home of time-wasting tat. And now he’s getting married.

A few friends of mine wanna come and support the cause on Monday but apparently don’t have anywhere to stay?! – if any of you MNFers would like to help out please email me quickly! – let’s face it its gonna be more fun than a 10 day holiday in Dubai with Shimon ‘when you do it like the Wogmans’ Defraud or doing this to big old JT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OtzURRG108

GET IN. Come back next week when I start doing the stuff I’ve always wanted to do…
Enjoy the weekend...ANYONE FANCY THE SOCCERETTE????

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Evening

Correct: something's different. Inspired by Richard Ashley's trendy new haircut, I've given the Morning Glory a good going over, killed all the pretty but pointless peripherals and come up with this. I know it's late, but do you like it? I sure hope so, because I won't be changing squat: I’m too busy deciding to buy a Mac Book Pro in New York. Who wants to play in Mondays awesome MNF? Well you better not be late and you also better fill in last Mondays MOTM http://mnf.doodle.com/wdw2huagcnprdd7x of the 12 that have voted thus far 3 have voted for themselves….Hmmm get a grip Defraud, it isn’t the most Annoying Man Of The Match, or Gayest, Robert?! I thought Gingbag had a shocker……..although not as bad as Sol Campbellend last night – How funny? Right, onto the more important stuff - who’s in for my birthday on the 26th?? It’s free and fun so get your ass’s down there………..gotta go I’ve got a Wendy’s waiting for me! www.twitter.com/mnfmassive

Soccerette Anyone??